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		<title>Late To The Party</title>
		<link>http://willcodeforcoffee.com/2011/06/16/late-to-the-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doesn&#8217;t anyone else think it is odd that while there was a Windows XP Tablet Edition (in 2002 even), and even Vista had an on-screen keyboard, most people say Microsoft was late to the tablet party? I do. I remember &#8230; <a href="http://willcodeforcoffee.com/2011/06/16/late-to-the-party/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doesn&#8217;t anyone else think it is odd that while there was a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_XP_editions#Tablet_PC_Edition" target="_blank">Windows XP Tablet Edition</a> (in 2002 even), and even Vista had an on-screen keyboard, most people say Microsoft was late to the tablet party? I do.</p>
<p><span id="more-182"></span>I remember the first tablets coming out, but they were expensive and under-powered. Still, I remember seeing them at the doctor&#8217;s office and <a href="http://majestik.org/" target="_blank">a few other places</a>. A $2500 tablet is inaccessible to most people, Apple got it right with a sub-$1000, heck sub-$600 iPad tablet. It wasn&#8217;t a full on OS, it was a slightly bigger phone OS, but iPad was what got people into tablets.</p>
<p>Microsoft recently demoed Windows 8 on YouTube: <a href="http://youtu.be/p92QfWOw88I?hd=1">Windows 8 Demo</a></p>
<p>It <em>looks</em> like a pure tablet OS &#8211; except it is a full version of Windows. It will also run on ARM processors, the cheap processors in your cell phone, not the expensive mobile versions of desktop processors that previous Windows tablets used. This means reasonable prices and a desktop caliber OS.</p>
<p>A <a href="http://www.techradar.com/news/computing/apple/computing-components/mobile-computing/software/operating-systems/windows-8-ui-was-being-planned-before-apples-ipad-launched-966791?src=rss&amp;attr=all" target="_blank">recent interview with a Microsoft executive</a> showed Microsoft&#8217;s concern for hitting the market. There was a huge lag between IE6 and IE7, Windows XP and Windows Vista. Microsoft&#8217;s product cycles are measured in geological time, something unacceptable in a fast moving high-tech world. They&#8217;re acknowledging it, and moving on it, but its too late &#8211; they&#8217;re already buried.</p>
<p>Apple is clearly dominating the tablet market, and the iPhone is the gold standard for cell phones. Steve Jobs and the Apple team know exactly how to place a product in front of people and turn them into consumers. Microsoft is doing well with Windows and Office because people are comfortable with them, but they haven&#8217;t got a clue when it comes to introducing new products. When Microsoft finally does bring out a tablet running Windows 8 they need to capitalize on the market they were first to, but was opened up by Apple.</p>
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		<title>Windows Phone 7 Thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Windows Phone 7 beat the iPhone? No, but it might put the squeeze Android and really hurt BlackBerry bad. <a href="http://willcodeforcoffee.com/2010/10/08/windows-phone-7-thoughts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday I saw a preview of a <a href="http://www.windowsphone7.com/">Windows Phone 7</a> (WP7, or <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23WP7">#WP7 on Twitter</a>) when <a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/">Joey deVilla</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/jbristowe">John Bristowe</a> were in town for <a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/b/cdndevs/archive/2010/10/06/windows-phone-7-coffee-and-code-edmonton-tomorrow.aspx">a one day coffee and code</a> at a Second Cup in downtown Edmonton.<br />
I&#8217;m not going to do a big preview of the phone, I didn&#8217;t get that kind of access. I tried out a demo phone running Windows Phone 7 software. <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/19/windows-phone-7-in-depth-preview/">Engadget did a great preview</a> with lots of details. Is Windows 7 going to kill the iPhone? I really doubt it. Will it kill Android? I think its likely to take a lot of market from Android, but I&#8217;ll talk about that later.<br />
I&#8217;m not interested in Apps. WP7 will have Twitter apps, and has Facebook integration built in. Probably a lot of the popular iPhone and Android software will eventually get ported over to WP7. As a web developer I am most interested in the web browsing experience, and it looked pretty good.<span id="more-135"></span><br />
<strong>The Web Browser</strong><br />
The WP7 web browser is based on desktop Internet Explorer 7, but it isn&#8217;t IE7. Joey said he liked to call it IE7.5; it also has a lot from IE8 put in it. He told me Microsoft is working hard on porting a lot of the HTML5 goodness from IE9 onto the phone, but I wouldn&#8217;t expect that until WP8. I think this is pretty amazing myself, because they are using the same software as the desktop browsers on the phone. Since it is based on the desktop software I&#8217;m sure we can expect it to have a lot of the features of the desktop software. Unfortunately IE7 wasn&#8217;t really all that great to begin with, it was just a marked improvement on IE6.<br />
I am glad it isn&#8217;t another <a href="http://webkit.org/">WebKit</a> browser, the browser engine behind iPhone&#8217;s Safari and Android&#8217;s browser and the new browser on the BlackBerry Torch. Why? Just because its good to see competition. WebKit is an excellent browser, but it is lacking HTML5 support in many areas also. Competition will improve this.<br />
<strong>The Windows Phone 7 User Interface</strong><br />
The UI is very different from any I&#8217;d used before. On computers we are used to scrolling up and down only, and for the most part that is true on phones as well. The iPhone has pages of apps that you scroll sideways on, but it wasn&#8217;t the same as on the WP7 UI. The WP7 UI is based around hubs, shown as squares on the main page. The biggest difference I saw was just how much side-scrolling was used in the page menus. You could tell each swipe brought you something different, another context. It was very interesting and intuitive.<br />
<strong>Predictions: The Future vs. Android</strong><br />
I said earlier that I thought that WP7 could take market share from Android, and I really do think so. Android has good potential as a platform, its open source (<a href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/09/09/android-open/">sort of</a>) and can be customized by manufacturers. Unfortunately the manufacturers don&#8217;t do it well. Their software is terrible and this results in an unstable phone that crashes a lot. My brother has told me he can&#8217;t even take pictures anymore without having his phone reboot! The manufacturers are also tight about allowing OS upgrades because they would rather you buy a new handset from them. With the iPhone 4 coming out, I&#8217;m hearing a lot of people say <a href="http://openmymind.net/2010/9/14/Sorry-Google-but-my-next-phone-will-be-an-iPhone">they wish they had gotten an iPhone instead of an Android and will not buy an Android again</a>.<br />
Windows Phone 7 has the potential to break this. From what I understand the basic WP7 OS will be the same across all manufacturers without customization. Upgrades will be via Microsoft (probably like Windows Update). No more <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TouchFLO">TouchFLO</a>, no specific Motorola bits. The main difference between WP7 phones will be in the hardware &#8211; cameras, memory, processor speeds. This means a much more consistent look and feel, and hopefully better reliability.<br />
I see most of the WP7 market share being taken from Android.<br />
<strong>Predictions: The Future vs. iPhone</strong><br />
I don&#8217;t think WP7 will beat iPhone right now. Perhaps Windows Phone 8 will compete better, but WP7 lacks too many features that are already in iPhone 4: cut and paste, multitasking and a huge lead in App development. iPhone also has something that neither Android/Google or Microsoft have: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fanboi">fanbois</a>. Sure there are a few Android and Microsoft fanboys out there, but Apple has a rabid and loyal following, whereas Microsoft is mostly derided and Google taken for granted as the search engine and nothing more.<br />
Microsoft didn&#8217;t buy any loyal fans with their previous generations of phone software. Windows Phone 6 was a flop. Microsoft released the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Kin">Kin</a> back in June but bailed completely by August. Not enough time to gain a following. But on the other hand, <a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39499661/ns/today-entertainment/">Tony Curtis was buried with his iPhone</a> &#8211; inseparable even in death.<br />
Apple&#8217;s high-price-for-high-quality reputation is starting to get tarnished. Call quality has never been great on the iPhone in the first three generations and with the iPhone 4 &#8220;Antennagate&#8221; fiasco, I wonder if some people might start to get dissatisfied with Apple and its poor customer support. Apple&#8217;s first acknowledgment of the antenna problem was <a href="http://www.cultofmac.com/apple-says-we-got-it-totally-wrong/49285">to say they were reporting the signal quality wrong</a> this whole time.<br />
<strong>Predictions: The Future vs. BlackBerry</strong><br />
BlackBerry is a different kind of animal &#8211; its more of a work phone. With Microsoft&#8217;s strong exchange integration I could see them taking a lot more of BlackBerry&#8217;s market-share away. BlackBerry doesn&#8217;t make good consumer phones. The Storm flopped (don&#8217;t I know it), the new Torch is supposed to be really good, and we&#8217;ll have to see, but its not making enough of a mark in the market right now. I&#8217;m predicting that BlackBerry may eventually start selling Windows Phones because innovating with their OS is too expensive and difficult.<br />
<strong>Handsets:</strong><br />
Antenna problems excluded, the current iPhone 4 hardware is amazing: 1GHz processor, 16GB or 32GB of space, an amazing camera and that gorgeous Retina Display screen technology. I&#8217;m sure that there will be a lot of comparable hardware for WP7 out there, but will it be significantly cheaper? I believe Android is popular is because the handsets are cheap. If WP7 phones can come out and be $100, $200 cheaper than iPhone then it might compete a little better.<br />
The WP7 phone I saw yesterday had LG branding on it, and the Engadget phone was a Samsung. These are two great hardware brands. I looked closely at the LG screen, and I&#8217;m sure it wasn&#8217;t quite as high-resolution as the iPhone Retina display, but it was still very very good &#8211; better than an iPhone 3GS. It was probably in the 800&#215;400 pixel range, where the iPhone 4 has 960&#215;640 pixels in probably the same area.<br />
But the LG did have a slide-out keyboard. While this isn&#8217;t really <em>that</em> that important, a lot of people want keyboards on their phone &#8211; and this illustrates my point: when you buy an iPhone 4 you get the same iPhone 4 as <a href="http://www.stephenfry.com/2010/06/23/iphone-4-a-welcome-and-a-warning/">Stephen Fry</a>, Tony Curtis and Steve Jobs. You get the same iPhone on Telus, Bell or Rogers. If you get a WP7 phone you&#8217;ll get more options, just like with Windows PCs. Do you want one with an 8MP camera, or 5MP camera, or no camera? A slide-out keyboard or not? This is both good and bad because we&#8217;ll have shop in the WP7 market, and some phones will only be available with some carriers. But we&#8217;ll probably also see phones from $399 up, whereas with iPhone you get 16GB for $659 or 32GB for $779.<br />
Apple&#8217;s stand (on <em>all</em> their hardware) has been higher price for higher quality. Apple&#8217;s quality is questioned a lot more now, but they still have a great reputation. Consumers will not know how reliable their WP7 handset will be.<br />
<strong>Developers, Developers, Developers</strong><br />
As usual, Microsoft is betting the bank on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE">developers (developers developers developers)</a> to build compelling apps for their platforms. WP7 uses <a href="http://www.silverlight.net/">Silverlight</a>, a simplified version of their Windows Presentation Foundation user interface designed for the web, and now for devices. Any developer using familiar .NET languages like C# and VB.NET can develop apps for the Windows Phone now &#8211; without having to pay extra for the SDKs. Even the tools will be free.<br />
To develop on the iPhone you have to own a Mac (expensive) and XCode. You cannot develop for iPhone on Windows or Linux using the Apple tools. Developing for iPhone requires learning a new programming language (Objective-C) and libraries. Objective-C itself is an older lower-level language than .NET or Java and requires memory management and other tools developers really don&#8217;t do anymore in a &#8216;modern&#8217; language, increasing the learning curve.<br />
To develop for Android you only need the SDK and Eclipse, both freely available for Windows, Linux and OSX. Android runs applications programmed in Java, a fairly modern and well taught language (most university Computer Science and Engineering students in the past ten years have had some exposure to Java).<br />
I think Microsoft really has the advantage here. Most Windows developers will be able to easily get into Windows Phone development. Microsoft is also very good at finding ways to help developers use more of their &#8220;stack&#8221; &#8211; and Microsoft has a much bigger programming stack than Apple: Azure for Cloud Computing and storage, tons of Silverlight components from 3rd Party partners like Telerik and Infragistics, ASP.NET for web service development, CodePlex for open-source project hosting &#8211; all of this tied together through the Visual Studio platform.<br />
Perhaps only Google has a bigger web stack, but they have nothing tying it all together.<br />
Probably even more telling is the fact that Microsoft has sent out its evangelists even to major Canadian cities to help out developers and encourage them to develop on the platform. As far as I know, Apple does not do that, and neither does Google. Microsoft is pushing hard to succeed here.<br />
<strong>Conclusion</strong><br />
Microsoft has probably built a very compelling alternative phone in WP7. I&#8217;m looking forward to the launch and the months and years that follow. I&#8217;m not predicting the end of the iPhone, but I see the Android and BlackBerry platforms losing a lot of ground to WP7 &#8211; provided that Windows Phone can be more stable than Android and a better office/work experience than BlackBerry.</p>
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		<title>How the iPad won me over</title>
		<link>http://willcodeforcoffee.com/2010/10/05/how-the-ipad-won-me-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 02:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Magical" is not the word to describe the iPad, but it certainly does change the game. <a href="http://willcodeforcoffee.com/2010/10/05/how-the-ipad-won-me-over/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was probably the most skeptical person out the when Steve Jobs was making the announcement about his &#8220;magical&#8221; iPad. In this day and age you can&#8217;t take any salesman seriously when he uses <em>that</em> kind of language. But when I saw one in action surfing the Internet the other day I started to see the potential of the platform.<br />
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It&#8217;s all about web browsing and the consumption of media. The iPad is the perfect tiny web browser. Its just the right size for reading and a good resolution for surfing, about 1024 pixel wide when leaned on its side. It is much better than surfing on a phone, not as good as a computer.<br />
It&#8217;s all about consuming media (via apps), but not just the Internet: Marvel Comics, Netflix videos, iBooks and Amazon Kindle, Globe &#038; Mail, The New Yorker, etc&#8230; These apps are all about consuming media on the iPad. And it works fantastic!<br />
On the flip side I tried to write this blog post on the iPad, but I ended up getting sore fingers and moved back to my laptop. The iPad is not for creating content. It works, but trying to place the cursor anywhere on the screen using your finger is an exercise in frustration. <em>Extreme</em> frustration. It is so bad I wonder why there are so many writing and composing applications for the iPad. The &#8220;keyboard dock&#8221; accessory also lacks cursors. The most typing I want to do on an iPad is a username and password, that is all.<br />
So in short, and for what it is, the iPad just could be a revolutionary new device, no hocus pokus. </p>
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		<title>My New Laptop: Sony Vaio VGN-FW265D</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently bought a new Sony Vaio Laptop.  Typically I don&#8217;t like Sony for much, what with all their rootkits and such.  There were a few reasons I decided to buy this laptop though: it had 4GB of RAM, it &#8230; <a href="http://willcodeforcoffee.com/2008/11/07/my-new-laptop-sony-vaio-vgn-fw265d/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently bought a new Sony Vaio Laptop.  Typically I don&#8217;t like Sony for much, what with all their rootkits and such.  There were a few reasons I decided to buy this laptop though: it had 4GB of RAM, it had a wide-screen (1600&#215;900) and it had a BluRay drive and it was under $1200.</p>
<p>To put it short, this computer is excellent for development. It&#8217;s got all the RAM I need to run Visual Studio, and SQL Server and even some virtual machines.  The screen is fantastic and a great resolution for developing on.  I&#8217;m a big fan of wide screens because I can fit more code onto the screen.</p>
<p><span id="more-54"></span>The screen is also excellent for something else I like to do: watch TV.  The laptop came with three BluRay movies, including Casino Royale. HD movies look great on it, and most wide-screen shows fill the 16:9 ratio monitor.  I downloaded some 720p shows and they look awesome.  The screen is glossy though, so it&#8217;s harder to code on in a bright environment.</p>
<p>There is a &#8220;Full HD: 1080p&#8221; sticker on the laptop, but if I&#8217;m not mistaken full 1080p is 1920&#215;1080, not 1600&#215;900.  All the same, it looks fanstastic.</p>
<p>The processor is an Intel Centrino T5800, which is 2.0GHz with a 2MB L2 cache and 800MHz FSB.  The RAM is also DD2-800, so the RAM takes advantage of the FSB.  There are more powerful and more modern chips out there, but this one is good enough.</p>
<p>It has a &#8220;chiclet&#8221; keyboard like the Macbooks have with English and French layout keys.  It&#8217;s a jumble of white, pink, green and orange text on some of the buttons.  I think that is just because that is how Future Shop orders them.  I&#8217;m still getting used to it.  It should be parrot proof though, so my birds won&#8217;t bite the keys off this one like they did for my Gateway and Compaq laptops!</p>
<p>The mouse trackpad can&#8217;t be turned off with a button, but it does have a handy feature to disable tapping when you&#8217;re typing.  That is handy because I&#8217;m always resting my thumb on the trackpad.  It doesn&#8217;t work 100% for me though, because my hands are still resting on the mousepad even when I&#8217;m not actually typing.</p>
<p>In the end, this is a decent laptop that I expect will last me at least two years of development.  Probably once it is done I&#8217;ll be able to get a Windows 7 laptop!</p>
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		<title>Happy New PC Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 18:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New PC Day everyone!  Today marks the delivery of my first new desktop PC since June 2001!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy New PC Day everyone!  Today marks the delivery of my first new desktop PC since June 2001!</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a PC</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 18:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honour of my new computer, some of the quality issues in recent computers and the Apple Get A Mac Ads I had an idea for a new TV script. So here goes: Scene opens with PC and Mac standing &#8230; <a href="http://willcodeforcoffee.com/2006/09/12/im-a-pc/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In honour of my new computer, <a href="http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20060523/2343253.shtml">some</a> <a href="https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/">of</a> the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/05/01/macbook-pros-overheating-due-to-thermal-grease/">quality</a> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/08/06/another-powerbook-violently-explodes/">issues</a> in <a href="http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=304308">recent</a> <a href="http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops/dell-laptop-explodes-in-flames-182257.php">computers</a> and the <a href="http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/">Apple Get A Mac Ads</a> I had an idea for a new TV script.</p>
<p>So here goes:</p>
<p>Scene opens with <em>PC </em>and <em>Mac</em> standing there beside each other.</p>
<p>PC: I&#8217;m a PC.</p>
<p>Mac: And I&#8217;m a Mac.</p>
<p>PC: Hey Mac, you&#8217;ve got something on your face.</p>
<p><em>PC indicates a spot on his face.</em><br />
<em>Mac rubs his face.  A <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/11/BUGSMH6KG71.DTL">huge scratch</a> stretches across his face.</em></p>
<p>PC: Umm, Mac, you just scratched your face.</p>
<p>Mac: No I didn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>PC: Yes, I think you did.</p>
<p>PC&#8217;s leg falls off, then <a href="http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=32550">explodes</a>.</p>
<p><em>Mac rolls his eyes at camera.</em></p>
<p>Mac <em>(smug)</em>: I don&#8217;t explode, or crash.</p>
<p><em>  Mac&#8217;s leg <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/08/06/another-powerbook-violently-explodes/">explodes</a>, but he doesn&#8217;t notice.  Mac <a href="http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=304308">closes eyes and lies down on the ground</a>.</em></p>
<p>PC:  Wake up Mac!</p>
<p><em>  Mac opens eyes and stands up.</em></p>
<p>Mac:  I wasn&#8217;t sleeping.</p>
<p><em>Steve Jobs comes on</em></p>
<p>Steve Jobs <em>(smugly, but that is how he always talks)</em>: Macs are the best computers.  Much better than PCs.</p>
<p><em>Mac starts to <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/05/01/macbook-pros-overheating-due-to-thermal-grease/">glow a bright orangy colour</a><br />
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<p>Steve Jobs<em> (still smugly)</em>:  Macs are the best computers.  Much better than PCs.</p>
<p><em>Steve Jobs&#8217; hair catches fire.</em></p>
<p>Steve Jobs <em>(even more smugly)</em>: I&#8217;ll bet you wish your hair was on fire.</p>
<p>Aaaaand <strong>Scene</strong>.  Okay, that was fun.  I&#8217;m not a PC zealot and I would love to own a Mac (though I&#8217;m waiting for their quality issues to pass before paying the premium prices Apple charges).  I ordered a new PC the other day, and I got some really good quality parts.  Windows XP is very stable, and I haven&#8217;t had a virus in the last 8 years or so.  So I don&#8217;t know what the fuss is about.</p>
<p>I think Apple is spreading a lot of <a href="http://www.acronyma.com/search.jsp?query=FUD">FUD</a> with their <a href="http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/">ads</a>, while at the same time taking a long time owning up to the problems that arise in their own hardware.</p>
<p>While Dell doesn&#8217;t make really awesome hardware, they at least <a href="http://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/">own up to the issues</a> in their hardware fairly quickly.</p>
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