So here goes:
Scene opens with PC and Mac standing there beside each other.
PC: I'm a PC.
Mac: And I'm a Mac.
PC: Hey Mac, you've got something on your face.
PC indicates a spot on his face.
Mac rubs his face. A huge scratch stretches across his face.
PC: Umm, Mac, you just scratched your face.
Mac: No I didn't.
PC: Yes, I think you did.
PC's leg falls off, then explodes.
Mac rolls his eyes at camera.
Mac (smug): I don't explode, or crash.
PC: Wake up Mac!
Mac opens eyes and stands up.
Mac: I wasn't sleeping.
Steve Jobs comes on
Steve Jobs (smugly, but that is how he always talks): Macs are the best computers. Much better than PCs.
Mac starts to
glow a bright orangy colour
Steve Jobs (still smugly): Macs are the best computers. Much better than PCs.
Steve Jobs' hair catches fire.
Steve Jobs (even more smugly): I'll bet you wish your hair was on fire.
Aaaaand Scene. Okay, that was fun. I'm not a PC zealot and I would love to own a Mac (though I'm waiting for their quality issues to pass before paying the premium prices Apple charges). I ordered a new PC the other day, and I got some really good quality parts. Windows XP is very stable, and I haven't had a virus in the last 8 years or so. So I don't know what the fuss is about.
While Dell doesn't make really awesome hardware, they at least own up to the issues in their hardware fairly quickly.